Thursday, March 20 ... Come to North Beach, wear a costume, have drinks and hear a rabbi chant Hebrew -- What more could you want on a school night??

Purim is the Jewish carnival holiday -- The background story and all the details are at www.chabadsf.org -- with a little more info on the Events tab here -- but here's the deal:

Mojito's Cafe in North Beach, 1337 Grant Ave, doors open 7:30, live music, DJs, Megilla readings, maybe a little snack (so you shouldn't go hungry!), plus crazy Jewish festivity ... $10.

Oy! You're too important to check it out ?!?!?